<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-63303086038517143</id><updated>2012-02-16T01:24:37.774-08:00</updated><title type='text'>swear words make the best first words</title><subtitle type='html'>Another "mommy" blog! Wow, what a new idea. I bet this description makes you want to read this so badly it hurts.</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://4letterfirstword.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/63303086038517143/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://4letterfirstword.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>swearwords make the best first words</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00944749008086905856</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_KwpvRt2vfjI/Sp__LJw8AuI/AAAAAAAAAAY/NAR11CHlXR8/S220/Emery+Irene+050.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>5</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-63303086038517143.post-2324051551821220357</id><published>2009-09-14T08:02:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-09-14T08:09:03.029-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Birthday Blues</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_KwpvRt2vfjI/Sq5ciB973tI/AAAAAAAAACQ/JnIjGTCaT5k/s1600-h/emery+sept.+13+2009.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 235px; height: 320px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_KwpvRt2vfjI/Sq5ciB973tI/AAAAAAAAACQ/JnIjGTCaT5k/s320/emery+sept.+13+2009.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5381340344467840722" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And by blues I mean the adorable sweatshirt that Emers wore on my birthday. That girl looks good in anything (bitch). It is crazy how fast things change with babies. Emers has really gone through a huge cognitive growth these last couple of days (and hair growth too-look at the cute wings on top of her ears). She now asks for things (by grunting, but whatever) and reaches out. She went to her highchair yesterday and asked to be put in it. I guess I should be feeding her. She also has a HUGE attitude and told her father to "talk to the hand" by shaking her head no and thrusting her hand out at his face (you go girl! But if you ever try to pull that shit with me...).  I freaking love this girl.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/63303086038517143-2324051551821220357?l=4letterfirstword.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://4letterfirstword.blogspot.com/feeds/2324051551821220357/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://4letterfirstword.blogspot.com/2009/09/birthday-blues.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/63303086038517143/posts/default/2324051551821220357'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/63303086038517143/posts/default/2324051551821220357'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://4letterfirstword.blogspot.com/2009/09/birthday-blues.html' title='Birthday Blues'/><author><name>swearwords make the best first words</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00944749008086905856</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_KwpvRt2vfjI/Sp__LJw8AuI/AAAAAAAAAAY/NAR11CHlXR8/S220/Emery+Irene+050.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_KwpvRt2vfjI/Sq5ciB973tI/AAAAAAAAACQ/JnIjGTCaT5k/s72-c/emery+sept.+13+2009.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-63303086038517143.post-2656433345623917290</id><published>2009-09-05T18:30:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2009-09-05T18:35:41.160-07:00</updated><title type='text'>More pics from the lake</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_KwpvRt2vfjI/SqMRHgv8DmI/AAAAAAAAABo/on1W7EwFtRM/s1600-h/10521_1133173648273_1195247786_352324_1762515_n.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_KwpvRt2vfjI/SqMRHgv8DmI/AAAAAAAAABo/on1W7EwFtRM/s320/10521_1133173648273_1195247786_352324_1762515_n.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5378161200758263394" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_KwpvRt2vfjI/SqMRBxViXLI/AAAAAAAAABg/KPMF2p2wOD0/s1600-h/10521_1133170408192_1195247786_352282_2203189_n.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 302px; height: 320px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_KwpvRt2vfjI/SqMRBxViXLI/AAAAAAAAABg/KPMF2p2wOD0/s320/10521_1133170408192_1195247786_352282_2203189_n.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5378161102131715250" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_KwpvRt2vfjI/SqMQ9CdMJhI/AAAAAAAAABY/9UN76UcqdJY/s1600-h/10521_1133170768201_1195247786_352288_6835583_n.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 318px; height: 320px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_KwpvRt2vfjI/SqMQ9CdMJhI/AAAAAAAAABY/9UN76UcqdJY/s320/10521_1133170768201_1195247786_352288_6835583_n.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5378161020827870738" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_KwpvRt2vfjI/SqMQ22UEiXI/AAAAAAAAABQ/DUEgCF6KDzM/s1600-h/10521_1133170048183_1195247786_352279_5853671_n.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 204px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_KwpvRt2vfjI/SqMQ22UEiXI/AAAAAAAAABQ/DUEgCF6KDzM/s320/10521_1133170048183_1195247786_352279_5853671_n.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5378160914489182578" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Emers insisted. These pictures are from before she face planted into the chair and cut her nose. Serves her right, little miss perfect. (Walking up and down hills isn't so easy-especially if you are drunk, but this post is about Emer, not me).&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/63303086038517143-2656433345623917290?l=4letterfirstword.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://4letterfirstword.blogspot.com/feeds/2656433345623917290/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://4letterfirstword.blogspot.com/2009/09/more-pics-from-lake.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/63303086038517143/posts/default/2656433345623917290'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/63303086038517143/posts/default/2656433345623917290'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://4letterfirstword.blogspot.com/2009/09/more-pics-from-lake.html' title='More pics from the lake'/><author><name>swearwords make the best first words</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00944749008086905856</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_KwpvRt2vfjI/Sp__LJw8AuI/AAAAAAAAAAY/NAR11CHlXR8/S220/Emery+Irene+050.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_KwpvRt2vfjI/SqMRHgv8DmI/AAAAAAAAABo/on1W7EwFtRM/s72-c/10521_1133173648273_1195247786_352324_1762515_n.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-63303086038517143.post-5651042401843465708</id><published>2009-09-05T18:19:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-09-05T18:29:55.898-07:00</updated><title type='text'>A day at the lake with the Canadians</title><content type='html'>&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_KwpvRt2vfjI/SqMOw8Ar4DI/AAAAAAAAAA4/oN2VR-rqomI/s1600-h/10521_1133174128285_1195247786_352330_3399969_n.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_KwpvRt2vfjI/SqMOw8Ar4DI/AAAAAAAAAA4/oN2VR-rqomI/s320/10521_1133174128285_1195247786_352330_3399969_n.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5378158613916016690" border="0"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We spent a great day at Honeoye Lake with our friends.  Emer threatened Jeremiah that she was going to throw him into the lake.  She quickly realized that all the drinks she had made her feel much larger then she really is.  She is very intimidating though.  Don't get into a staring contest with her.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Canadians were there, as was another member of the pretty girls club (Molly).  I told Emers that the name "the pretty girls club" made her sound conceited-she gave me the same look that she gave Jeremiah, so I quickly shut my mouth.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/63303086038517143-5651042401843465708?l=4letterfirstword.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://4letterfirstword.blogspot.com/feeds/5651042401843465708/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://4letterfirstword.blogspot.com/2009/09/day-at-lake-with-canadians.html#comment-form' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/63303086038517143/posts/default/5651042401843465708'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/63303086038517143/posts/default/5651042401843465708'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://4letterfirstword.blogspot.com/2009/09/day-at-lake-with-canadians.html' title='A day at the lake with the Canadians'/><author><name>swearwords make the best first words</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00944749008086905856</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_KwpvRt2vfjI/Sp__LJw8AuI/AAAAAAAAAAY/NAR11CHlXR8/S220/Emery+Irene+050.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_KwpvRt2vfjI/SqMOw8Ar4DI/AAAAAAAAAA4/oN2VR-rqomI/s72-c/10521_1133174128285_1195247786_352330_3399969_n.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-63303086038517143.post-8086460397112221605</id><published>2009-09-03T10:07:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-09-03T10:09:10.998-07:00</updated><title type='text'>In case you doubted how Klassy we are</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_KwpvRt2vfjI/Sp_4I4QU4LI/AAAAAAAAAAM/OIg6wiizIyg/s1600-h/bhzj4wi4mr3Rhpaby-DYnY_640x480.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 214px; height: 320px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_KwpvRt2vfjI/Sp_4I4QU4LI/AAAAAAAAAAM/OIg6wiizIyg/s320/bhzj4wi4mr3Rhpaby-DYnY_640x480.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5377289311527166130" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;That is Klassy with a K, thankyouverymuch&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/63303086038517143-8086460397112221605?l=4letterfirstword.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://4letterfirstword.blogspot.com/feeds/8086460397112221605/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://4letterfirstword.blogspot.com/2009/09/in-case-you-doubted-how-klassy-we-are.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/63303086038517143/posts/default/8086460397112221605'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/63303086038517143/posts/default/8086460397112221605'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://4letterfirstword.blogspot.com/2009/09/in-case-you-doubted-how-klassy-we-are.html' title='In case you doubted how Klassy we are'/><author><name>swearwords make the best first words</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00944749008086905856</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_KwpvRt2vfjI/Sp__LJw8AuI/AAAAAAAAAAY/NAR11CHlXR8/S220/Emery+Irene+050.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_KwpvRt2vfjI/Sp_4I4QU4LI/AAAAAAAAAAM/OIg6wiizIyg/s72-c/bhzj4wi4mr3Rhpaby-DYnY_640x480.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-63303086038517143.post-8120710086587428036</id><published>2009-09-03T09:52:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-09-03T10:01:34.774-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Starting over</title><content type='html'>Welcome! If you found this blog by mistake-I am sorry. If you know me-I am sorry too! If you don't like sarcasm and swearing you should probably leave right now. Like right this very moment. You are still here, so I assume you don't attend  church regularly. Shit damn, let's get things started then.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Disclaimer (One of many to come):&lt;br /&gt;Yeah, so I suck at keeping this blogging stuff going. I also suck at a lot of other things. Future message to Emer: I really do love you and I am sorry that I didn't do a baby book and that there are no hospital pics of you and I (I told you I suck).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Well now that that is done, I am going full speed ahead with this blog. Hopefully my followers (ahem-Paige, LuLu are you out there??) will enjoy this new blog.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/63303086038517143-8120710086587428036?l=4letterfirstword.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://4letterfirstword.blogspot.com/feeds/8120710086587428036/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://4letterfirstword.blogspot.com/2009/09/starting-over.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/63303086038517143/posts/default/8120710086587428036'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/63303086038517143/posts/default/8120710086587428036'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://4letterfirstword.blogspot.com/2009/09/starting-over.html' title='Starting over'/><author><name>swearwords make the best first words</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00944749008086905856</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_KwpvRt2vfjI/Sp__LJw8AuI/AAAAAAAAAAY/NAR11CHlXR8/S220/Emery+Irene+050.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
